What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?